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Old Jan 15, 2006, 09:02 AM // 09:02   #561
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cuz there not blowy

y r noobs so stupid
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Old Jan 15, 2006, 09:56 AM // 09:56   #562
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cuz they are too noob to understand what noob is therefore being noobish or what i like to call a nubsicle.

why is the color blue referred to as "cold" and red "hot"
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Old Jan 15, 2006, 06:05 PM // 18:05   #563
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Because on the 8th day god made hot and cold taps with those colours.


Why does water flow out of taps and not into them?
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Old Jan 15, 2006, 09:09 PM // 21:09   #564
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No vacuum.

Why are vacuums so loud when they suck?
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Old Jan 15, 2006, 09:31 PM // 21:31   #565
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they are too quiet when they blow

why dont trees eat the woodpeckers?

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Old Jan 15, 2006, 09:54 PM // 21:54   #566
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well coz the woodpeckers eat the trees

why am i bored?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 01:09 AM // 01:09   #567
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Because your pants are on.

What's sharper, a spoon or a napkin?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 01:50 AM // 01:50   #568
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Napkin, I just got a paper cut.

Why do I find this picture funny?

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Old Jan 16, 2006, 02:18 AM // 02:18   #569
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i have no idea...

Why do you find that picture funny?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 02:53 AM // 02:53   #570
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i didnt

Why do girls insist on going out with bad boys?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 03:07 AM // 03:07   #571
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u know if i knew i wouldnt have a problem w/ my sister...

Why are bad guys stupid?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 03:13 AM // 03:13   #572
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beacuse they lack intelligance

Why do guys seem to like 100 pound supermodels instead of curvy girls? (by curvy i dont mean fat, i mean having a little meat)
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 04:14 AM // 04:14   #573
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cause thats what is socially accepted

Why do some fat girls think they are sexy?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 04:19 AM // 04:19   #574
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What else would they want to think about themselves?

Hmmm that was sort of an answer and a question... strange.
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 04:30 AM // 04:30   #575
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u bring up a good point...

Why did you have to bring up a good point?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 04:50 AM // 04:50   #576
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Because I couldnt think of a different response to your question.

Why couldnt I think of a different response?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 05:02 AM // 05:02   #577
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because you picked what first popped into your mind

Why do we not think before we speak/type?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 07:35 AM // 07:35   #578
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coz we don't have time for that

why is my computer irritating me on purpose?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #579
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Because computers have paraplegic midgets inside running them, and yours is pissed.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
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Old Jan 16, 2006, 03:50 PM // 15:50   #580
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L=(C*2B)/S

Where:
L=number of licks
C=circumference of the tootsie pop (rounded to 2 decimal places)
B=number of beavers killed in the making of it
S=Total surface area of the fur from Somali Leopards singed each year by stray meteorites.

Why did i spend so long working out a pointless equation?
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